just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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