I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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