What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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