I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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