He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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