I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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