I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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