Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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