With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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