I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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