the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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