Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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