i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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