i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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