Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it was like eating out sand paper
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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