I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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