somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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