Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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