He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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