I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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