Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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