just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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