Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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