I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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