everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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