On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I lost the right to judge tonight
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