Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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