Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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