I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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