There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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