Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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