Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Randomize
