What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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