office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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