yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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