You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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