the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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