I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I have surprise drugs for everyone
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I love you. Go after that dick
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