my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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