I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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