I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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