i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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