he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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