So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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