At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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