so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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