How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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