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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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