i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We talked him into tasing himself.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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