I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
