It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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