my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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