I think i peed on brittanys purse
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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