I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize