Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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