He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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